Top 10 Scary Teletubbies Theories

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Teletubbies, teletubbies, i dont know the rest of the words but i used to love it when i was a wee little human But were these colourful fat smiley creatures really as innocent as they appeared? And is anyone gonna mention how creepy the baby sun was? Im not saying the baby itself was creepy but the concept was weird And im about to ruin it for you so lets go, this is the Top 10 Scary Teletubbies Theories Starting us off with number 10 are Genetically Engineered Slaves Nowhere in the show do we ever find out where the teletubbies come from, where they are, how they got there, nothing

The only thing we do know is that they arent in control of their own destiny, theyre controlled by 3 factors The first is The Voice which is the maternal voice that blasts from the speakers below them and tells them when they should eat, when they should say goodbye and when they should sleep Since this voice is there in every episode its clear that something bigger than the show is monitoring the teletubbies and what theyre doing The second factor controlling them is Noo-noo the anthropomorphic vacuum cleaner that literally follows them around cleaning up after them and then scolding them when they make bad decisions Thats what Nu Nu is on the surface but really its more of a watchdog and the tool used by whoever put the teletubbies there to control them

The final thing is the mysterious godhead pinwheel that the teletubbies worship Whenever it spins the teletubbies drop whatever theyre doing and run to the hill and perform a ritual for the gods trying to be the only one thats favoured The one that gets chosen has their genetically implanted TV screen activated and its seen as a reward because theyre the teletubby that gets to deliver the message to the others The screen itself shows an indoctrination video showing the world of man and how one day the teletubbies are going to serve us The sun baby is something the teletubbies wont fear, theyll understand it and like the baby when really the baby is just hiding the totalitarian eyes that watch them from the outside

Either way its clear that the teletubbies are cut off from outside influence and are being controlled and courted into becoming our slaves Coming in at number 9 is Their Height Now on the show the teletubbies look like cute pint sized creatures who you lowkey just wanna cuddle But it turns out theyre not little at all, theyre gigantic The whole group ranges from being 6 foot 7 to 7 ft 11 in real life

Theyd be gargantuan in real life bigger than Barney and Barney was massive and even bigger than Big Bird Tinky Winky is 7ft 11, Dipsy and Laa Laa are both 7ft and Po is 6ft 7 Which makes the whole show a lot more sinister because they went from miniature cute creatures to ones that tower over you and pummel you if they wanted to Their costumes weigh more than 30 pounds and theres a danger of carbon dioxide buildup in the suit if performers have them on too long So moral of the story the teletubbies are sinister massive giants that could very well kill you

And after now knowing how big they were, then you may also want to know that the rabbits in Teletubbyland were also bloody massive to try and look like normal sized rabbits next to the Teletubbies The end Enjoy the rest of your day At number 8 we have The Home So the show is filmed in this luscious greenland area where the grass is never not green and the sun is always there

A utopia but not anymore Rosemary Harding the owner of the land where the exterior shots were taken got so fed up and angry with the amount of trespassers that would come to her house because they wanted to see where show took place and what not, that she couldnt take it anymore People used to jump her fences, cross the cattle fields, just have no respect for the area whatsoever So she ended up flooding the whole thing and turning it into a pond so no one would bother her again Bit savage im not gonna lie

Filling our number 7 slot is The Harry Potter Crossover No there was never a massive harry potter and teletubbies crossover that you missed but Emma Lord theorised that JK Rowling was inspired by watching the Teletubbies So the show first aired in 1997 and 2 months later the first Harry Potter book came out Now just imagine JK watching Harry Potter with her daughter and yes i know the first episode aired after she had completed the first draft but first drafts can always be changed But it was actually Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows where the crossover came to fruition

According to Emma Laa Laa was the best teletubby, so Harry Potter is Laa Laa Then comes Tinky Winky as the invisibility cloak because apparently no one cared about tinky winky Which in tinky winkys defence is very harsh someone had to be the oldest of the group we cant hate him for it Then comes Dipsy as the Elder Wand because Dipsy was always screwing things up at home and is the most stubborn of the group and lets face it the Elder Wand was problematic Last but not least comes cute little Po as the resurrection stone

Despite her being the youngest of the group she clearly had the hunger to live forever And there you have it, crossover complete Utterly ridiculous but plausible Now at number 6 is Tubby Custard Honestly i used to love watching them eat tubby custard or throw it around it looked so good i wanted to devour it

Or maybe because im fasting right now im finding it more appetising than it actually was But anyway redditor poob-spelt-with-a-q has quite an interesting theory about what tubby custard even is It doesnt have the same colour or texture as custard so clearly it isnt proper custard It looks sort of like liquified chewed gum so the user theorised the hover chews many packets of gum all at once and then separates them into 4 even moulds while the teletubbies are out If that doesnt tickle your fancy the user came up with another theory

He went on they theory about how sometimes the government uses cartoons to promote unhealthy eating practices so what if tubby custard was the pink fake meat from mcdonalds The meat from there is just random bits of chicken blended together becoming pink from leftover blood The kids watching the show wouldnt know the difference so it would subliminally promote the message of eating things like that Coming in at number 5 is The Demon Face So im sure everyone watching has watched the show but if you havent, the baby sun appears in every episode and it rises during the intro

We’ve all seen it, nothing new there But one user decided to watch it late at night one day just because he was bored Fair enough we all love a bit of nostalgia But he realised about 20 seconds in right before the baby sun disappears it morphed into demonic form or shape And it wasnt that oh while the screen was stretching out the sun it just started looking strange, no it morphed into something and then stretched and disappeared

Thinking maybe it was just late and he was tired and saw something that wasnt there he decided to watch another video to confirm And it was there again, he watched another one and it was there again And now im like whats up with that? Why does a childrens show have subliminal images of horror inside of it thats being fed to young children via teletubbies? The user went on to digest the episode even more and realised most of the episodes have an endlessly spinning windmill that he reckons mirrors hypnotic imagery Childrens minds arent has developed as ours and so its easier for their minds to get manipulated by watching something Maybe your child doesnt just like the teletubbies and wants to watch it everyday, maybe they were subliminally hypnotised into liking it

At number 4 is See Saw So funnily enough an episode titled See Saw ended up getting banned from being aired because of parents and kids complaining about how creepy and scary it was The episode features the lion and the bear The scary lion has big scary teeth and both animals were made out of wood and travelled around on skateboard looking things rather than being animated The episode gained a lot of controversy because the animals looked too uncanny, weird eyes and ears, they moved on their own, they spoke in scary voices and ultimately they were too much for the audience

At the end of the episode theres a chase sequence and it traumatized some kids so much that they started suffering from anxiety It was us watching a chase sequence in Planet Earth where we’re really rooting for the prey except it was kids watching a lion chase a bear I can see how it couldve been scary but also they were wooden for gods sake how scary could they really be Filling our number 3 slot is The Comeback So this article by the Sydney Morning Herald was published in 2014 and it was about the shows comeback

Its not surprising a comeback happened because the show was iconic back in the day, everyone liked it but it ended in 2001 and TV has changed dramatically since then The producer of DHX MEdia Steven Denure said the show depicts them interacting with technology in an indirect way I mean they have TVs on their belly, their best friend is a vacuum cleaner etc but many claim the show encourages kids to play with technology more instead of going outside and playing A US televangelist back in the day even said Tinky Winky was a concealed gay role model because he carried a handbag and was encouraging homosexuality amongst young kids who didnt even know what it was yet

Critics also said the shows dialogue is mostly singsong and is barely verbal which is damaging to an audience thats still learning how to speak So there was a nasty fight between TV consultants arguing against the shows come back as unnecessary and damaging to the youth Now at number 2 are The Tiddlytubbies So if you dont know theres actually a teletubbies spin off series that started airing in 2015 and its called Tiddlytubbies And yes the tiddlytubbies are the kids of the original 4

There are 8 tiddlytubbies living in the home dome with the original 4 and their names are Baa, Ping, Mi-mi, Umby Pumby, Daa Daa, Nin and Duggle Dee they all have their own colours and honestly they are quite cute But when people found this out they were shook First of all most audience members thought all 4 teletubbies were guys, second of all they didnt even know they could have intercourse I mean how do they even do it? Who did it with who? You can kind of guess by the colours, one of them is orange so im guessing that was Po and Laa Laas doing even though theyre both girls so like how

I dont think adoption is thing where they live so people have actually theorised they have intercourse from the appendages on their heads I have no idea which one goes in what and what the process is but im willing to go with it And finally at number 1 is The Backstory Scarlet Siren claims she found out the backstory of the show and its horrific, long but its worth it The show was based on a mental institute in Bulgaria nicknamed Lalaland

The children inside were treated horribly, abused, locked in cold dark rooms, carers would forget to feed them it was bad And each teletubby was based on a group of kids that all died the same day First was a girl called Lala, she had a facial deformity that stretched her face so it looked like she was permanently smiling She was locked away and isolated for 5 years so her mind had just gone She would dance in her room with no music, would mutter gibberish because she couldnt speak Bulgarian and she turned quite yellow because of zero exposure to the sun

yet she was always smiling even when abused, even when her legs broke and she couldnt dance All the time And this of course was the inspiration behind Laalaa Another kid called Towotei was 7 at the time and would spend all his time rocking back and forth and speaking gibberish too He was deaf and he also had a similar facial deformity as lala which meant he too was smiling all the time

He was stubborn, he used to hit his head against the wall until the stone chipped off so the carers used to tie him to the fences outside They left him there so frequently and for so long hed get frostbite often and his limbs turned bluish from the ice This was the inspiration behind Tinky Winky Next comes a 6 year old boy named Donka He couldnt speak because no one ever taught him and he was sick all the time

Half his life he was starved because hed throw up anything he ever ate He was so weak he couldnt even walk so he spent days just lying in his own vomit too sick and weak to move away No one knew what was wrong with him and the carers never called a doctor to find out Donka was the inspiration for Dipsy Last was a 3 year old girl called Polina who spent her whole life at the institute

She had the same deformity as the first too so she always smiled as well which horrified her parents and thats why they sent her there One night she fell asleep near the logs for a fire and the carers threw her into it not realising she wasnt a log Her skin was melting her flesh was burning she was screaming and the carers got her out but it was far too late Her skin was burned a raw red colour and never recovered yet she still smiled And that was Po

You may be thinking this is so tragic how did these kids even live each day, well the only thing that made them happy were the TVs that showed them happiness and a life outside the institute One day they realised the carers wanted to get rid of the TVS cause they were too expensive so all 4 formulated a plan to hide them before they could That night when the carers werent there they took the tiny TVS but realised they had nowhere to hide them They decided to swallow them like they had swallowed their toys to hid them too The next morning the carers came into their room heaving from the heavy stench of blood

The 4 kids had clawed out their stomachs and the bloodstained TVS were there in the middle Their organs were spilling out, flies were all over them, yet they were smiling And there you have it guys The teletubbies ruined for me at least I genuinely actually really liked the show when i was young so i never even thought about any of these things even when i get older but it does open your eyes a bit

Let me know what you thought below and as always im your host ayman Hasan and ill see you next time

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